But I don't WANNA

If my thoughts suddenly became a physical being, you would see a petulent child on this page. I am throwing an internal hissy fit complete with banging of fists and feet on the floor. I do not want to go to the Junior League Board meeting tonight. I do not want to go by the condo on the way home to pick up the list of required items I need in order to transition to my successors on my committee. I do not want to be here at work, wearing constricting clothes. I want to go home and take a nap. Seriously. I've been yawning for hours or perhaps it's been since I woke up. And I went to bed early last night, too!

And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready to go and be a grown up. Again. Sucky sucky McSuckerson.