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I got two new pairs of trousers today: these and these. I got them in size 16 although I'm still hanging tough in 20s because, well, I'll be a 16 soon and I think they will look really hot in another 30 pounds. You should see how small the waist on a size 16 is! To all of you who are size 16 and complaining about how fat you are, seriously, hold your pants up and see how tiny that little waist is. OK, perhaps it's because that's my Moby Dick, my windmills, my raison d'etre, my Holy Grail - behold, the tiny waist! - but omigosh, I got a little flutter in my stomach just looking at them because I will have a waist that small one day. Yes, I will.